Are you man or woman enough to try our ever-popular Dinosaur Trail? Don’t let appearances fool you. The bluebells may be buzzing with bees, there is certainly lush green foliage all around you, not to mention gnarled branches and roots dripping with moss and lichen, a crystal clear stream gurgling by the side of the path and distant fields peppered with lazy sheep.
Rumours are rife that somewhere deep inside there are over 30 dinosaurs including a brachiosaurus, as heavy as ten elephants, and a stegosaurus with her baby. OK, so you may not have to worry about those two: neither eat meat and Steggy’s top speed wouldn’t trouble your ancient granddad. But what about the vicious deinonychus, faster than Usain Bolt? Or the seven-ton T-Rex, rumbling around in the undergrowth? T Rex’s jaws are so huge they can swallow a human whole. Both are always hungry.
And if that is not enough to worry about, what on earth is that huge, great, big slimy thing in the swamp? Crikey, Moses!
So please, please make sure you keep your wits about you at all times, if you want to make it out of the Dinosaur Trail in one piece.
You have been warned!